I think everyone has weird dreams, I know I certainly do. I had a particularly weird one last night, about this blog, it could talk, it wasn’t happy. It decided to rant at me for neglecting it, after all the promises to pay it more attention, to feed it regularly. This seemed to go on for hours until I grew tired of the blog ranting at me and proceeded to pull out a paint gun and shoot the blog right between the eyes. There were so many things wrong with this, a blog doesn’t even have eyes!

When I woke up I came to the decision, I’m either going to give it another go or shoot it between the eyes.

Here I am, giving it another go. I’m still not sure what I want to put here. I may abandon ship yet. I may use the space to keep track of some thoughts or rantings, perhaps both. Either way, don’t stay tuned, better things to read on the internet.

Had the weirdest dream last night, probably a nightmare but who knows.

So in this dream nothing really eventful is happening, I’m there talking to some of my friends and family, when I feel my back largest tooth kinda jingling, so I then open my mouth, it’s about a meter wide at this point. I reach inside as far down as my elbow, grab the tooth and yank it out. I’m now looking at a tooth the size of my fist and that appears to be the end of that. Later on in the dream (time has passed but nothing has happened) my mouth starts jingling again, same thing happens I reach in and pull out a tooth from the other side this time, and again, and again. But it’s finally ended, I’m no longer pulling out teeth, but there are plenty left in my mouth. The people I’m with are freaking out, the teeth I’ve pulled out are gigantic, some as big as a chairs others the size of coins. So now my gums have decided to turn into a river revolving around my mouth, a river of teeth. And I wake up.

I think my brain’s reminding me I need to go to the dentist, or to cut back on sugar or something